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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Theology Lesson From Rabbi Grover Shlita, the Charedi Muppet

Hello, boys and girls, today we are going to learn about theology. As a Jew, you have to believe that there is only one God. Okay? Some people might tell you that there is more than one God. Hahaha! How silly? Are there even numbers past one? Don't even think about it. In fact, boys and girls, don't think about anything!! Because thinking is bad for you and might make your head turn into cotton candy. That might make you delicious, but just think of what would happen to you in the rain!! Boys and girls, some people might say terrible words to you, like "documentary hypothesis." These people are bad bad bad and should be killed (that's like going to sleep forever!!) Okay? So remember, one God, don't think, and DovBear sucks.

13 Comments:

At 11:18 AM, Blogger Ezzie said...

LOL. Will there be another post by the Holy Zoboomafoo?!

 
At 11:21 PM, Anonymous FrummerThanYou said...

Rav Grover, why is the Rav addressing boys



and girls

in the same breath? Couldn't this lead to the two mixing?

 
At 2:52 AM, Blogger ~ Sarah ~ said...

lol

 
At 6:09 PM, Blogger Godol Hador said...

I wish I could post to this blog.

 
At 8:25 PM, Anonymous Holy Hyrax said...

This is the best yet.

Grover is a Rav? No wonder Bert and Ernie slept seperatly. They were adhering to his psak that two males have to adhere to the rules of taharat hamishpacha too.

 
At 2:44 PM, Blogger Jameel @ The Muqata said...

And why isn't the hit counter changing?

 
At 11:56 AM, Anonymous Tzedek Tzedek Tirdof said...

this is a new low in stupidity. Its nasty and intended to be derisive. I love the 21st century Utopian Scientific mind where everything that is disagreeable should be mocked or made fun of, just becuase I disagree. I seem to remember that usually people who make feel the need to make fun of what they disagree with usually are fairly childish or ignorant in this case it would seem that both apply. Especially since he is so fond of Grover who BTW was one of my favorite sesame street characters as a child.

 
At 5:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope that no one minds if I post this to other sites. It's too good to be kept down.

 
At 12:10 AM, Blogger 知道 said...

cool blog,期待更新.........................

 
At 3:18 AM, Blogger 健康保寶 said...

路過--你好嗎..很棒的BLOG.........................................

 
At 9:57 PM, Blogger tree said...

All roads lead to Rome. 堅持自己所選! ........................................

 
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